oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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