I seem to have left my pride at pride
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
This is the high leading the old right now
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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