Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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