# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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