Need sex. Gaining weight.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
