I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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