think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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