ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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