glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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