she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
be right there i have to get my cape
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
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