I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Moan for me like Helen Keller
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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