i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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