There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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