do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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