So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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