You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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