Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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