took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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