So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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