She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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