I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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