okay pat passed out under dana's car
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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