your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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