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Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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