Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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