Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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