I hope mine doesn't look like that
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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