Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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