Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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