just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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