I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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