it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I can tuck mytits in my pants
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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