6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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