playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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