kristin has been a bad kristin
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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