If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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