i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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