i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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