belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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