successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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