all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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