So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I want a musical about memes.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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