Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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