You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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