And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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