He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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