it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
