btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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