btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
i think my cat just said my name.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Randomize
