the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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