how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
i out mim tonsoeep
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