My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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